"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.
"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019
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Person 1: Hey did you see that boxout from that bearded guy?
Person 2: Ya! That must be Al Burgin.
Person 3: Wow! HE GOT THE BALL!
Person 2: Ya! That must be Al Burgin.
Person 3: Wow! HE GOT THE BALL!
by GETTHEBALL February 27, 2017
Get the al burginmug. a fat virgin
who watches code lyoko and listens to sam smith and still lives with his mum and a bully
who watches code lyoko and listens to sam smith and still lives with his mum and a bully
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by Ikhaa April 12, 2021
Get the Al-haikalmug. 
Look over there that’s Al-Zahir
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