ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea

I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC

by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008

alabama triple bypass

the process were a male ejaculates in a females mouth, and then she spits it out into her friends mouth, and they spit it back and forth into each others mouth. (3 times)

last night i had a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend, i came in her mouth and they proceeded to do the alabama triple bypass

by lancesteel December 2, 2010

Alabama Republic of Canada

A fictitious country made by several college students in the year of our Lord twenty-not-three.(2003) It is run by a Chancellor and Vice Chancellor, among many others. There is a Cartoon called "The Adventures of Andew and Jer-Mac" (the Chancellor and his Vice), A rap video/ state of the Union, and a religion based on Al Gore. They have a website but on this website advertising of websites is strongly forbidden.

"Where'd you get that snazzy shirt, Scag?"
"Why I purchased it from the great nation of Alabama Republic of Canada!"

by Lfnt September 13, 2006

Alabama Dry Cock

Swirling your cock in honey, break saltine cracker crumbs over your cock... then ram your dry baby bottom dick down a sluts cum hatch...

Egolf's Girlfriend Courtney loves the Alabama Dry Cock

by Christian Egolf January 12, 2009

Alabama Crab Dangle

A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.

That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.

by steev-0 July 30, 2009

Alabama Crimson Tide

Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!

Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)

by LSUtigers August 5, 2012

alabama wind pipe

The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.

Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.

by Nigger Gadget June 24, 2017