A guy who will willingly nuke anything, try to melt down a nuclear reactor, invade Poland, and try to cause any and as much destruction as possible.
That Austin causes so much destruction.
by Mr. Good Sir the 14th December 2, 2024
Get the Austinmug. When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit
by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021
Get the Austin-truaxingmug. 
by MarkthewiArd101 September 23, 2023
Get the Austinmug. a kid with a bad hairline
by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018
Get the austin blakemug. Austin is a hot, funny, sexy, and popular guy. He is fun to be around and is great at making everyone have a good laugh. He has brown hair and blue eyes. All the girls love him and all the guys are jealous of him. He’s athletic and is great in bed. Most girls go out of there way to get Austin to notice them. He has a lot of friends and is pretty chill around most people but knows how to make people laugh at the right times.
“Hey, I heard Austin’s going to the party this weekend”, said girl1. “Oh my! I’m going just to see him”.
“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.
“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.
by 123alleyesonme April 19, 2021
Get the Austinmug. He is brown hair and brown eyes. He is the type of guy that will fight for what he believes in. He also will fight for what he wants. If you get to know him really well, You will realize he is a true friend. He also never tells a lie and always tells the truth. Fit. Shy, especially around the girl he likes. He is pretty cool once you get to know him. He would make the perfect BF. He has his eye on specific girl. That girl’s name usually starts with S, M, or E. He would do anything and everything for the girl he likes. He also knows martial arts, not the smartest person but would be an awesome friend. He wants to talk to his crush but he is to shy to and that is what hurts him the most. He would make the perfect friend and the perfect BF. Never judge him for his looks. Judge him for who he is on the inside and you will see that he would be a true friend and awesome BF.
Girl 1: did you see how nice that guy is? He has to be an austin.
Girl 2: go ask him out, I bet he will say yes
Girl 2: go ask him out, I bet he will say yes
by IAmaUnknownPerson May 2, 2018
Get the Austinmug.