butt poker

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.

After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.

by superbrett January 03, 2012

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

rubber butt

When you sit on a field for to long and get turf up your butt

Donell was j-chillen on the field watching sports and when he stood up he had rubber butt

by Jadielady123 May 09, 2016

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain March 14, 2014

penis in butt

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth

I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.

by Penis in butt January 14, 2021

clay butt

The lengthy messy wiping process that results in a clay like, tacky matter. Usually a result after eating sloppy greasy foods.

Robert had such a mean case of clay butt that he became so frustrated after wiping for a great amount of time that he punched a hole in his wall and broke his phone.

by Cam Spurback January 12, 2018

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010