Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing

Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship

by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024

Alyssa

A fag

Who’s that fag
Oh it’s alyssa

by Adriannacas June 2, 2024

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024

Alyssa Rucker

someone who forgot that digital footprint is important

“hey you remember the time Alyssa Rucker posted someone’s full name to the Urban Dictionary”

“yeah I do I don’t think she remembers the importance of digital footprints”

by rizzucker January 5, 2025

Alyssac

She is super sweet and kind. One of my favorite seniors. She’s a talented dancer and she’s such a genuine person. She’s also so pretty and her smile lights up the room and a conversation with her brightens your day. She’s beautiful inside and out.

Alyssac is my favorite senior
She dances well and she’s so pretty and sweet

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

alyssa

Alyssa
noun / vibe / low-key mastermind

Alyssa is the kind of person who looks effortlessly cool without trying. Often spotted wearing a black top—frequently a henley—because comfort, confidence, and quiet rebellion are a lifestyle, not a phase. Alyssa gives off “I know who I am” energy: observant, witty, creative, and just mysterious enough to make people lean in when she talks.

Secretly (or not so secretly), Alyssa is a puppet master—not in a villain way, but in a strategic, chess-not-checkers way. She sees patterns others miss, nudges situations gently, and somehow everything works out exactly how she predicted. Rarely loud, never sloppy, always three steps ahead.

Example:
“I thought that was my idea…”
“Yeah… Alyssa planted it last week.”

by Roxanne5 February 6, 2026