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wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.
Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap
by robgreen June 8, 2009
mugGet the wood slapmug.

woods rich

Like Hood Rich or Hillbilly Rich, but a little different. somebody from Southern Appalachia (West Virginia) etc. Lives modest, wears old wore out clothes, looks like they are poor but rides around in 30-40 thousand dollar trucks, coal miners, loggers.
Check out that guy in the Hummer rideing around in that thing wearing them grease soaked pants with coal dust all over him, looks so damn woods rich.
by Rawdawg635 March 30, 2010
mugGet the woods richmug.

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
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Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016
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Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011
mugGet the Petrified Woodmug.

wood sores

the serious consequences of being poor white trash, (usually a roman catholic family of 10 kids or more) having to remove splinters,caused from making a worn out couch your bed for two or more years, from the lower back or even the taint region.
After being molested by the couch, i had wood sores for 3 weeks.
by cut throat committee December 13, 2008
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plain wood

When you're girlfriend gives you head, without any flavor or lotion. Flavor, basically. Like you know all those sex shops give you flavors an stuff. Like your girlfriend said last week. It's gross without strawberry.
I gave my boyfriend plain wood, but then I was like, this shit tastes gross!
by Dr.Claw! July 7, 2017
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