playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo August 29, 2006

three play

Foreplay in a threesome

Originally a title from an MUtales chapter

Ian, Mack and Amaranth started their night off with some three play

by Dreamboy January 13, 2008

Playing cards

A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.

So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!

by General Septem February 05, 2010

role-playing

Names masturbaters name their hand
1.Gripney Spears
2.Christina Jackalera
3.Cumin Elektra
4.The Pullsome Twins
5.Palmala Anderson
6.Courtney Cocks
7.Jenutfer Lopez
8.Janet Jerkson
9.Brianna Bangs
10.Jerksica Simpson

Ahh... cumin...ahh. elektra yeah!!!!!

by Bill Clinton February 16, 2005

Power Play

The Power Play is a 24-pack of beer cans. It is the big brother to the Chainsaw.

Beer is needed. Go forth and purchase a Power Play of Coors Light. A chainsaw is not enough.

by Crew Middle Fork July 19, 2005

playing the organ

Jerking off. Masturbation.

Bob: I walked in to Jim's room and that skeeze was playing the organ to a video of my sister's dance class

Jeff: So what, I play the organ IN your sister's dance class

Bob: Ah hell, who am I kidding? So do I.

by ScubaSteve4235 January 30, 2008

playing hienees

A local custom in the Catskill mountains of N.Y. state where faggots run around the woods and hide behind trees showing each other their asses.

Hey Brucie , gather up Roger and Lester and we'll go out and play a vigourous game of hienees.

by Moe Foe April 21, 2005