Canadian Hair Gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight
that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel
by DirtyD23 November 30, 2010
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Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 09, 2016
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Canadian Strap Lock

The taping of a guitar strap to a guitar with hockey tape. This is done to avoid one's guitar from falling on the ground when rockin out

Especially common with hardcore bands
Karl is too poor for real strap locks so he bought Canadian strap locks instead
by Krazy_karl 23 January 28, 2013
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canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.
by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014
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Canadian Cum Carnival

A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.
Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!
by LongWongBinLaden July 03, 2017
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Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.
Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?
by Atlanta-Canadian group chatter February 16, 2018
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Canadian Sand Devil

When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry
by GreenTheFae May 10, 2022
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