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Ur baby maybe

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
by UrBabyMaybe May 16, 2018
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ur ma gurd

ur ma gurd, lookit hur butt.
by Bruhsepphu April 8, 2019
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uR dAD jEy

An insult used to both act stupid, funny, rude, and over all a disgrace to humanity. The words uR dAD jEy are usually used as a comeback in a roast battle after hearing ur mum gay, ur mum lesbian, and ur dad lesbian. Once used, the crowd always oohs.
Bully: ur mum gay
Kid: no u
Bully: ur dad lesbian
Kid: no u
Bully: ur mum lesbian
Kid: uR dAD jEy

Every other kid in school: oooooooooooooooooh
by Urbigdickbitch March 19, 2020
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ur mutt slut

An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.
Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
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Ur ip adress

Something that you can pull. For example, i will demonstrate by pulling yours.
Cry bout it ur ip adress is gone
by Ton12355322654 August 15, 2022
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ur mom gorgeous

The ultimate destruction of anyone you use it on, but only on April Fools Day
Bill: hey man! ur mom gorgeous

Joe: Hey, thanks bro, I needed that

Bill: April Fools lol

Joe: *dies*

Bill: ha ha lol
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) May 24, 2018
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ur mom big gay

Only for use when "ur mom gay" doesn't hit them hard enough. These worlds will instantly devastate any hopes and dreams they had, fire them from their job, and make all of their family instantly die.
Jeff "U are U G L Y"
You " Ur mom big gay"
*All Jeff's organs instantly rupture*
by Johava Ascendor February 14, 2018
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