Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation
She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness
by bigstraightfollowing August 01, 2008
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That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'
by The Urban Keats October 24, 2007
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Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.
«Hey, I just got on the train
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»
by uovo July 16, 2020
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post-code clarity

The realization one has after he's finished coding. You suddenly see how shit your code is and that it needs a complete rewrite.
*post-code clarity hits* Fuck, did I really write this?
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post-series depression

The immense sadness felt when someone comes to the end of a series especially a long one. This can cause lowkey depression and an overall bitter mood.
After finishing the last season I have serious post-series depression.
by nini4989 May 18, 2021
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post-while-drift

Having the special ability of posting in forum threads while performing the act of drifting with a vehicle.
Yo! I'm so skilled that I can post-while-drift!
by slammed@ca.com February 17, 2009
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Post-Finale Depression

The feeling you get after your favourite tv series or game ends; when you feel an overwhelming sadness, contemplating where your life goes from here, will you watch a new show or just flood with tears at the thought of the great trauma you've just experienced.
"What am I going to do now Breaking Bad is over what is the point to my Life now, I think I might go curl up in a ball and die"
"hey man, i think you have Post-Finale Depression"
by ghostnappa March 02, 2015
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