4/20

The one day where cops can't arrest you for being in possession for marijuana.

Man 1: Hey guess what day it is?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: 4/20 bro!!
Man 2: Hell yeah bro!!

by Bottletop69 May 28, 2018

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

National have sex with someone who has their birthday today day

Dude it's December 20th. I better buy some condoms it's my buddies bday!

It’s like a new chapter in the biblical book, but it already happen and it’s still here

/ y’all can read it on covidiqus 20:19

Hey man do you got the flu?

Yeah I just find out in covidiqus 20:19
Reads it… Wow lol

by Latakia06 November 1, 2021

November 20th is when you can have a hot cheeto and mango salad party with whoever you want!!!

Person 1: hey what's today?
Person 2: it fuckin november 20 stupid!
Person 1: ok and!?
Person 2: its fuckin time to party!!!

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Jim:Hey mate is October 20
Sam:lets go i am going to ask out my crush

by Neverevergiveup October 18, 2021