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fuck n fly

When you sleep with someone on impulse and immediately leave the situation, usually never speaking to the person again.
Whitney: What, are you going to fuck n fly?
by loanerofwisdom October 17, 2008
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Butt-fuck county

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.
I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014
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jesus fucking prius

Phrase, in shock or anger of being driven into (or otherwise unacceptably intruded upon) by an unapologetic, self righteous, silent car.
by Streykidd March 28, 2015
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Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018
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Stupid Fucking Bitch

An animal that lacks the ability to construct social relationships because of it's toxic attitude. And because of this, the animal will eat any type of dog shit food until it develops excess body fat and becomes unable to move. You will commonly see a stupid fucking bitch yelling over stupid fucking shit it does not understand.

A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.
The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019
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a fucking bitch pussy

A fucking bitch pussy is when playing the card game, UNO, this specific person calls UNO. BUT, it doesn't end there. This person's last card is a wild card, allowing them to finish on any color or number. Ending on a wild card is a fucking bitch pussy move. Don't be a fucking bitch pussy
Player 1: UNO!
Player 2: You better not be playing like a fucking bitch pussy
Player 3: Lil' Bitch.
by Not-Trump October 4, 2018
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Dom fucking dies

Spoilers for Gears of War 3, a game that came out in 2011, DOM FUCKING DIES
Friend: So anyway-
Me: Dom fucking dies
Friend: bruh
by ion0320 January 23, 2020
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