Fuck O' Clock

Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.

Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!

by Harold Q Poppinjay January 21, 2011

fuck my life

A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.

I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.

Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(

I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.

by piccolio October 10, 2007

fuck me sideways

an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.

"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"

by fuck, me, sideways, cha, slide April 22, 2009

fan fucking awesome

An absolute great time, or something that is absolutely cool.

Boy: Wow this is a great party!
Girl: Its fan fucking awesome!!!
Boy: You mean fan fucking tastic right?
Girl: Oh yea...but it is fan fucking awesome!!

by aquarius21 June 3, 2008

Fuck me hard

It is when your mom and dad have sex together and you hear your mom scream fuck me hard

Dad:clap clap clap

Mom:Fuck me hard

by Justin Lara November 14, 2019

Dis-Fucking-Gusting

Dis-Fucking-Gusting is used when the good 'ol standard disgusting just won't do in conveying your utter disgust.

Dude: Damn, Nick's burps are Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!
Trick: I concur.

Nick: Heather is Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!!
Matt: I rather enjoy her...

by RaiderRob December 20, 2010

fuck you screen

the "privacy" screen that people put on their blackberries so people can not see what they are doing, or writing to people. it is called this because it is just a huge fuck you to the other people around you.

Greg: Yo what're you saying to that girl? Oh right I can't see because you have a fuck you screen on. Asshole.

by marieguana August 14, 2010