when someone puts their lips onto another persons ass and smooches away to get on their good side or prove their submission
by Deathbonbonelite October 2, 2016

by BobBurma March 8, 2009

The worst thing you can call some someone. The lowest for of life there is. I maget that lives in some one's ass and eats the shit out of it.
To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.
To call someone an ass maget is to totally disrespect them and have utter contempt for them.
by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011

by Fucksinthebutt69 August 15, 2018

A Baboon Ass a person somehow attached to a managers or bosses asshole by their nose.
An ASSistant to the manager/boss who has near syphilitic delusions of grandeur and power, who shoots streams of frothing orgasm at the chance to dish out work or pass on pointless messages, pick up rubbish or do mountains of overtime at the behest of their workplace overlord.
An ASSistant to the manager/boss who has near syphilitic delusions of grandeur and power, who shoots streams of frothing orgasm at the chance to dish out work or pass on pointless messages, pick up rubbish or do mountains of overtime at the behest of their workplace overlord.
Marguerite shot hot wads of frothing orgasm as Gerry-anne explained to her his need for someone to stay behind and monitor the lateshift workers.
Bernardo is such a Baboon Ass, he follows the boss around like his nose is glued to her ass.
Bernardo is such a Baboon Ass, he follows the boss around like his nose is glued to her ass.
by B_C_L March 27, 2009

The dumbest and most stupid a person can get. It means they have as much brains as in someones ass which is none at all. To be stupid beyond stupid.
by The Fury 13 September 17, 2010

by anshulg February 18, 2009
