dirty johnson

Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.

I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson

by sir kenneth November 9, 2014

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Dirty Veronica

When a female wipes her finger into her own vagina after a long hot day and then wipes her finger on an unsuspecting acquaintance. Preferably the unsuspecting acquaintance would have facial hair so a cum ball may be left behind on the mustache.

My husband had not shaved for a few days so it was a good time to give him a dirty Veronica at the July 4th party in LBI. He was unknowingly talking to Jeff with a cum ball in the corner of his ‘stache.

by Dr Weatherall June 25, 2022

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Dirty kylie

The act of cheating on a partner in the act of prostitution

Jim: bro you know you're girl is pulling a dirty kylie right??

Danny: I'm sure she is oh well I got what I wanted bro

by Jacket hanger June 21, 2020

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dirty dew

A revenge sex act in which a woman, while mad at her boyfriend/husband, visits a friend for sex, then goes home and makes her significant other eat her out.

"I gave that bastard a Dirty Dew. All he said was, 'seems a bit salty...'"

by Dew Meister January 1, 2017

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the dirty vacuum

occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.

Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!

Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"

by Looey P, and Eche February 10, 2010

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