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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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huge fucking cock

a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.
thats one huge fucking cock. im going to jelq to get a cock like that.
by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024
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A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
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"Don't ask"
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12 of april is show me your cock day
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Rock out with your cock out

To do something awesome and let everyone know how badass you are
All right fuckknuckle, time to rock out with your cock out.
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Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.
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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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