A very fucking fat person
by N ze y see me ya saw all’s go January 25, 2025

For the people that don't like the big hand job explanation, how could anybody know that the Big bang is fact? No humans were alive more than a few million years ago they say, to verify that there was any Big bang, so it seems like speculation rather than fact.
Not everybody is going to like a joking explanation of something, even the Big bang, but that doesn't mean people shouldnt question it.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021

by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025

by bigsexyofthemonth December 14, 2019

When you watch your grandparents trying out the doggy style at the same time as you blast your cum over your little sister and you here a BOOM.
by Juan Antwan December 12, 2019

A genuine big gentleman who says what he wants without thinking , can easily insult and piss off feefee big time
by Big mark g October 10, 2023
