parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
Get the You're Pitifulmug. Saying things that are "wrong" as a part of this thing that I'm doing is in no way the same after choosing a guy to fuck and then getting dragged down a hallway and neither is fucking a retard instead of the creator of AI.
Retard "SEE? See how you're wrong about the thing you said?"
Hym "SeE!? SeE hOw YoU'rE wRoNg!? No. You can just do what I want you to do. I wasn't mistreating Noah or Kendra and what they did and were doing to me was wrong. They didn't let me defend myself either."
Hym "SeE!? SeE hOw YoU'rE wRoNg!? No. You can just do what I want you to do. I wasn't mistreating Noah or Kendra and what they did and were doing to me was wrong. They didn't let me defend myself either."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the SEE? See how you're wrong about the thing you said?mug. You don't need to explain the point of it, Sabine. It is clear that they want me to be unable to say I'm better but I am not going to be worse than that fucking cripple and I do not need to improve.
A retard "You're not better than everyone"
Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."
Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
Get the You're not better than everyonemug. This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.
by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 10, 2021
Get the You're A Hacker!mug. A term of endearment or insult depending on who is saying it, useful for psychology class to keep your mind fresh.
by _the_brad_cough April 4, 2023
Get the You're an occipital lobemug. Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Unless you're a womanmug. by Seal077 June 7, 2022
Get the You're my schmeckermug.