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poop liking

Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG
by omgjustpickone December 29, 2016
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Naruto Poop

The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.
Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump
Mom: looks in toilet

Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.
by burhbillg October 13, 2019
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poop vice

When you try to write Gregg Popovich's last name in your phone, but that shit keeps auto correcting to poop vice.
Damn man! I can't get my shitty phone to write Coach Popovich's name without auto correcting to poop vice.
by LikaMiDik January 14, 2015
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poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.
"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"
by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008
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Poop Coup

When you get the "Go Ahead" by your girl to put in in her poop shoot, but you would like to save it for another day... Poop Coup.
Yo I got that Poop Coup chillin' for a rainy day... bout to make it a rusty roman soldier... Clutch!
by smither614 April 28, 2009
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poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...
Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!
by poonanni October 1, 2021
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skydiver poop

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.
I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.
by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016
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