william jones

A complete jackass.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
Mitchell: I met a William yesterday
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though

Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!

Or

William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Kai-Uwe October 25, 2017
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william wallace

1. Verb--To completely destroy something and emerge victorious.

2. Verb--To attack braveheartedly.
I'm going to william wallace this shit!
by T-Bizzle R-vizzle July 28, 2008
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Pharrell Williams

The man i fuck every night, the man i would do anything for, the man who i would do anything for, the man who CONTINUES to bring out the magical beats and lyrics, the man who couldn't do it without chad hugo, the ONLY man who still looks foin ina polo shirt, the only hot skater guy, the modest guy, the man who knows he can't sing, the man who married me, the man who won't sell out, the music man, the most brilliant man alive, the sexiest man alive, the most unique man alive, one of the most daring men alive, the nerd man that i love, cherish, and hail, the man with the sexiest eyes, MY MAN!!!!!!!
God: "How many times have you fucked zoesha pharrell?"
Pharrell: "Just a couple times."
God: "i think you need to how a lil more love than that!"


Who's the shit? PHARRELL WILLIAMS!!!!
by Zoesha February 17, 2004
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William Morris

A term for a penis usually used in conjunction with the term George Orwells and stated in a dignified manner.
Sorry about being late for cocktail hour but Mumsy and I got into a bit of a tiff trying to decide where to put my William Morris.
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tookie williams

aka: Herk the Jerk (His name from his juvie days)
Herk the jerk gets put down by the guards.
by The Deep Needle November 06, 2003
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William Edwards

Ugly ass gay fucking faggot elf lookin dude
William Edwards likes it in the ass by his equally homosexual
by Mazon98 May 13, 2015
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robin williams

A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.
Saw Robin Williams on Letterman last night, was he ever funny?
by whitemale_98 January 01, 2005
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