Church-Weirdo

1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.

2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.

3. A complete ass wipe.

Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!

by Bryticus September 29, 2018

William weir

Loves to rub his hands together and say shatner. Contains a huge crater in his chest all the way past his lungs he is also quite a potts as he’s bad at every thing. He Is a nice guy

What a William weir

by Hermit overson January 16, 2019

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

mentally weird

When your weirdness cant be solved or helped

I'm sorry I'm mentally weird so therefore I can't be normal

by Yeetas the fetus April 18, 2019

Jason weir

The one and only important Jason a sweeper that is bigger then a bus

Jason weir was discovered in the old town of Pyon Chang and still lives today

OmG it's Jason weir

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019

Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019

a weird nut

When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.

Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.

by Nsteezie November 5, 2019