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asphixiation wank

hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die
dude wheres james ??

i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank
by elliott w February 4, 2009
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wank race

A wank race is when when numerous gentleman tug on their man sticks to see who cums first. The loser has to swallow the evidence from all involved
Let's have a wank race and make the loser eat cum
by ballsywaiter March 9, 2014
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Rhythmic Wank

Having a wank while listening to music, then tugging to the beat.
Dude I was listening to Bring Me To The Horizon last night while watching porn. That was one hardcore "Rhythmic Wank".
by Joehay September 24, 2010
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Atomic Wank

The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.

The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?

Man1: Fuck 'em.
by Xet47 April 22, 2011
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wank puffin

by Hippie22 August 18, 2016
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shadow wanking

Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.

Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.

The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
"I chatted to that hot chick last night and she had no idea I was shadow wanking under the desk!"
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
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Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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