by elliott w February 4, 2009
Get the asphixiation wankmug. A wank race is when when numerous gentleman tug on their man sticks to see who cums first. The loser has to swallow the evidence from all involved
by ballsywaiter March 9, 2014
Get the wank racemug. Dude I was listening to Bring Me To The Horizon last night while watching porn. That was one hardcore "Rhythmic Wank".
by Joehay September 24, 2010
Get the Rhythmic Wankmug. The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
by Xet47 April 22, 2011
Get the Atomic Wankmug. 
Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.
Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
Get the shadow wankingmug. A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Auto-Wankmug.