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vagina mayonaise

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco
by Two can chew November 28, 2015
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Vagina Mine

When a girl has been fucked so many times by so many men her vagina is as wide as a mine.
"How was sex with Cindy?"

"Dude she's a vagina mine, felt like my dick needed a hard hat."
by JackAttack00720 October 11, 2014
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Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.
Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.
by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012
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Vagina Island

A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.

The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.

The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.
Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.
by Bearjewbackhand July 3, 2016
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Flaccid Vagina

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.
"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"
"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"
by Crono184 October 29, 2012
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Vagina Bow

When two women tie their clitoris' together in bows.
Bob: 'I was partaking in a threesome last night and the two girls totally initiated a vagina bow!'

Kyle: 'Far out man'
by KAYCHIP July 6, 2011
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