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Urban Sweetness

1-(noun)-the act of (in steps):
1) Make several hot girls think you like him
2) Hope that one of them starts to like you back. if so, proceed to (3)
3) Lead them on one day
4) Go up to their lockers and say "hi" in the most monotone voice possible, act like you think they are the biggest bitch alive and that you hate them in your tone of voice
5) after she says "hi" back, walk away laughing
6) laugh at the rumours going around about how you are an asshole

2 - (verb) - the execution of the 1
That bitch is stuck up, I'm about to urban sweetness that bitch!

The best day in high school was when i pulled an urban sweetness on the hottest girl in the school
by xT29x February 3, 2009
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urban dictionary

A website on the Internet where, I assume it was the intent of the creatorto have the avcerage users add their own definitions of words as they are used in their own language/culture, as opposed to sites such as Wikipedia which attempts to present factual information. Sadly, Urban Dictionary has "devolved" into an open forum for anyone to write anything about anything. The "dictionary" has become something of an encyclopedia of sophomoric, elementary/middle school, prepubescent (I'm sure THAT will get a "Beavis and Butthead" snicker) sexual immaturity-style, playground behind-the-teacher's-back, "potty" humor. Technology has brought the schoolyard to the world. We always knew it was there; now it's HERE!
Urban dictionary is a website on the Internet where you can look up word definitions from a cultural viewpoint, or find opinions that have nothing to do with the meaning of the word.
by Greenbomb101 December 9, 2008
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Urban Tumbleweed

A rolling ball of street garbage. Urban Tumbleweed contains spent 9mm casings, ripped-out hair weaves, empty pizza boxes, used condoms, malt liquor bottles, pepper spray cans and severed fingers.
After she tore out that bitch's weave it got caught up in the Urban Tumbleweed.
by ranchdippingsauce October 23, 2012
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Urban Dic

A friend you can't trust.
You're all acting like Bipolar Urban Dics. I don't trust any of you!
by urban.legends April 16, 2013
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Urban Dictonary

A place that can horrify little children due to the large sex talks. Basically literally every definition is about sex
5yo: *sees sentence* "We decided to erect (meaning to build up in non-slang you idiot dirty minded pig) a shed in the back yard
5yo: *Doesn't know what erect means"
5yo: *searches the word "dictionary"
Finds Urban Dictionary
*Writes the word erect and sees lots of interesting stuff*
Urban Dictonary
by RETARDED URBAN DICTIONARY USER February 12, 2021
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Urban Mythbusters

Testing common modern day myths and theories to see if they're true usually ending up with explosive results. Ranging from What happens when an aerosol goes on a fire to clinical tests into whether Man Flu is real
This week on Urban Mythbusters we try to Bust the Urban Myth of Is it possible to have sex while playing a games console... there's only one way to find out!
by Doctor Tripod February 2, 2009
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