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A social media platform for vain, bored adults suffering from arrested development who want to impress celebrities with their wit, or insult cthose they hate or they think have 'transgressed' in some manner. This is made more likely by a character limit which makes jokes and insults the easiest way to grab attention and followers, some of whom may be fake accounts.
Generally benign users may be caught up in a twitter storm, when vocal political activists lash out and project their social ineptitude on anyone they disagree with. Twitter has been used by many in creating online echo chambers, doxxing, dog-piling and bullying people out of employment. It also acts like a late-capitalist version of the Stasi.
Generally useful if you want to shout into the digital aether.
Johnny Fuckwit; Did you see what some ghastly apper said about a vacant bimbo on Twitter?
Quentin Pinkeye; No, i was having dinner with friends.
Twitter by Klaatu's Nikto December 5, 2017
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nsfw twitter 

a place where people come and masturbate to content, generally better than pornhub, mostly depressed people are present here. if you can handle couples, you are more than welcomed here on nsfw twitter. nsfw - not safe for work. nsfw twitter will also give you more kinks that you entered with. be warned, there are creeps on nsfw twitter that you may come across.
Hey, have you joined nsfw twitter yet? You should join in and check it out, there's lots of good porn around here, there's lots of people you can meet and make friends with too!
nsfw twitter by edgymofo November 23, 2021
Derived from neutral common Twitter, people Twittering about various things.
When people are Twittering about typical feminin topics, it is called Twattering
This refers to a certain part of the feminin body known as "Twat"
As females tend to be proudly different, but as least as nice as men, theri social media skils differ a lot....
Girl Twatter: getting some lipstick to impress the #boys
Woman Twatter: Picking up some chocolate for TV night on the couch
Girl: broke up with #boyfriend cause he went out with his buddies
Twatter by HeinHenderson December 1, 2009

Twitter Plays Snake

an extremely weird ass community for a twitter bot made to play the snake game where everyone is making strategies and naming a fucking virtual snake oh my fucking god go get a fucking life and do something useful instead of complaining about people killing your cummulus of pixels
person1: hey do you know Twitter Plays Snake-
person2: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A STICK OF RAM
Twitter Plays Snake by napstaa967 January 11, 2021
to give a man a blow job and to tickle his testicles with your fingers
hey dude last night steve was so wasted he gave jamal a twitter in front of everyone.
twitter by bobbehsssss March 8, 2011
Twitter is like Tumblr but better. The affect/"gravity" is substantiate sustainable to the description of ethical internet sharing and all it enails
millions of "Tweets" IE.s or Twitter accounts on one branch!

stan twitter 

users of twitter that spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice than billionaires and influencers.
during a time of anger and injustice ( black lives matter movement) stan twitter is helping/supporting/speaking up
stan twitter by sophsmad May 31, 2020