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Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
well that tweet was using twitter theory.
by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021
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Twitter Influencers

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.
Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.
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Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.
"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"
by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020
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Twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
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Twitter

The Internet's hellhole.
dude: "hey man have you used twitter"
dude 2: "no twitter is a hellhole"
by Elliot Forsaken June 2, 2025
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The most amazing fanpage on stan twitter, really REALLY wants a Nintendo, loves Lando and f1. She's drop dead gorgeous and she's super funny.
I BELIEVE IN BREATHINLVXS SUPREMACY
Julia the @breathinlvxs on Twitter is the most amazing person ever. Amen
by Katja8 October 28, 2020
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twitter gangup

When you see an asshole committee verbally pissing down your back usually torqued snowflakes or as Jenna Jameson would use the term 'special moron' in a hashtag, I seen the industry gang up on me when it was none of their business when "Plain Jane" Ferridge did a one sided war with me, Cherie M. Priest ended up butting in as she got a c-bomb tossed at her in retort as my blog entry on wordpress speaking about how some investigative don't always return. My insult to her "No one gives fuck about your gardening" as I linked her blog about some of her gardening as I had the YouTube vid known as "Four and Twenty Deadbirds" where I had her first novel signed when she was with a small press. I had spoke with her then publisher asking if she had a history of fucking people over as I remember and I quote when speaking with her on the phone in 2003, "I don't write well with others." My video's closing, "This is the only novel I will ever spend my hard earned money on a I am going to give those readers to my roster on the first namesake as a lot of them write part time."
When one does an investigative report hammering into SomethingAwful for pulling a jayson blair level literary kleptomania, the editor of Queer Fear pulled a tl;dr as he got freight-trained on twitter, "you might as well denied the holocaust you fucking faggot!" That invoked a high profile blowup that saw The Egoless Writer's creator calling me a vile shit. As he claimed the Goon was pulling a prank, as I caught the fuck with my first novel too. I cautioned to the Queer Fear editor not to be in the room with me, but I would end up joining my classmate in the klink as he's a protected species as that invoked one of the more infamous twitter gangup tactics in the industry as I published an alumn of The Huffington Post when he was alive.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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