Twitter

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.

Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?

by Tibonezone December 21, 2022

Twitter

Hell in the form of a social media website

What ever you do NEVER GO ON TWITTER

by albertfingernoodle December 22, 2022

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022

twitter

an app elon musk ruined

1: whats twitter?
2: have you been living under a rock your entire life

by idontknowyouiwillrickrollyou January 2, 2023

Twitter

A place where your opinion doesn't matter

Joe: This is Twitter, your opinion doesn't matter here.
Bob: You're*

by deeznuts2241 January 5, 2023

Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 11, 2023

Twitterism

The act of making a change or multiple changes to something, for no apparent purpose or reason. Even if the change has negative consequences

"Why did David rebrand his company logo to look like a purple poop emoji? It looks so much worse than before!"

"He's been commiting a lot of acts of twitterism recently I'm worried"

by BananaDonut July 28, 2023