Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008

Plump Turkey

On a warm thanksgiving night after your girlfriend has eaten enough deep throat her so that she throws up her thanksgiving dinner.

After thanksgiving dinner I went home with my girlfriend and gave her a plump turkey.

by Troxaska November 25, 2010

Turkey Dick

When you're too tired and you make your girl do all the work

*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.

by Dildo the clown October 24, 2020

yellow turkey

When you throw up on a guys dick while giving him head.

Becky I can't believe you gave him yellow turkey!" "He was going too deep!"

by Bebamae March 4, 2015

turkey durkey

A word you use to call your fiancé when she calles you a Chicken Butt.

“You’re such a Chicken Butt “ she says, as he replies “You’re such a turkey Durkey .

by redneck.c December 2, 2018

Fetid turkey

Someone who is a big-time loser. They say things like "big-time." And they usually have lame jobs like working at a store. They think they're cool and funny, but they're not at all. They may or may not smell terrible.

Do you see that guy over there? He's such a fetid turkey. Why? Because he's lame, stupid and smells bad.

by Gimli's Ma April 7, 2013