Tool

1. Someone who tries too hard.
2. Typically a poser.

3. A fake person.

4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.

Tyler is such a tool he is drinking a Frappacino!

by alexthetool June 13, 2011

tool

lame, good for nothing except screwing.

the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.

by pplinbricevilleareonmeth February 22, 2009

Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn

"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."

by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from

Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".

by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010

Tool

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.

Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.

by koobz June 8, 2011

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016