Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand October 15, 2015
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(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015
Get the toilet bowl writing mug.A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
Get the toilet paper warden mug.(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
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Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015
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Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
by The Real Driller January 10, 2022
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