toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

toast

yum

mike: whats toast
jeremy: yum bred
mike: *tries it* omg yea yum

by jet lol October 19, 2021

Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway

Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?

by Literature George April 1, 2021

Shinpad on toast

You rub bread in your friends sweaty shinpad, toast it, rub it in, then throw it in your sleeping friends face.

I gave him a mad shinpad on toast

by Achmed_Da_Dictionary November 3, 2018

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun

“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting”

by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

Toasted Water

THE BEST YOUTUBER MOST KNOWN FOR IS PEPA PIG VIDEOS AND BEST FRIENDS WITH THE AMAZING COZO5

cozo5 is really hot

so is toasted water

by mrdrfredrickson April 21, 2021