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zayns wife

A beautiful girl with an amazing smile, the nicest hair you've ever seen (her 2nd best feature). Its a shame you can't have her, she belongs to Zayn. The colours in her eyes will give you warm chills, you're just mesmerised. When you're with her you want it to last forever. You know you'd do anything for this girl and its dangerous. Once you fall in love with zayns wife there's no escaping her. She'll be all you ever think about but you aren't complaining because all you can imagine is all the memories you want to make with her. You constantly have this odd drive to be the best you can for her, love her forever and eventually marry her. You frequently tell yourself how much you love her, but you know your words aren't good enough, you want to show her in person, skin to skin. Whether that means laying with her for hours, or kissing her slowly someplace comfortable. You're truly in love with ellie.
Zayns wife is a masterpiece!
by belles husband July 25, 2022
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shanghai wife

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.
by Freindlysycophant November 30, 2017
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Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.
by Gojo’swife December 7, 2023
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yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!
“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”
by oneuspaved September 12, 2021
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Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.
Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes
by goat your friend June 23, 2016
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Scottsdale Super-Wife

A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.
The girl getting out of the Porche looks like a Scottsdale Super-Wife
by J. Bizlle September 13, 2024
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Snow Wife

Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.

Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.
Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 3, 2024
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