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Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...
by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019
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Hungry Jacks

Jack: Ayo wanna go to Hungry Jacks?"
Mac: "Sure man"
by fishyam April 7, 2022
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mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.
Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.
by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021
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Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
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jack cunt

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
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Counter-jack

To steal back your stuff plus the other persons belongings.
Henry put his camera down and got jacked. He ran after the theif and got his camera back and took the dudes bag and shoes. He straight counter-jack that guy.
by G2bME February 27, 2010
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Jacking off

Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum
I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
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