ms. wood

a dumb ass bitch that has no difference between a oak wood and her, she is a bad grader that all of the kids in her class failed

student 1: how much did u get in ms. wood class
student 2: I got a F
student 1: same

by THANOS1234 March 5, 2019

polish the wood

When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.

"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."

by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016

wood water

A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.

Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.

by Gunplay2600 September 25, 2019

Wood didler

Someone who makes wooden sex toys

I got this nice toy from the wood didler

by superboo07 January 31, 2021

emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet

Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet

by Emily wood May 9, 2018

butt wood

poop, doo doo, dookie, shit, log

Patrice: where u going dawg?
Jiff: Ima go chop some butt wood

by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008

woods rich

Like Hood Rich or Hillbilly Rich, but a little different. somebody from Southern Appalachia (West Virginia) etc. Lives modest, wears old wore out clothes, looks like they are poor but rides around in 30-40 thousand dollar trucks, coal miners, loggers.

Check out that guy in the Hummer rideing around in that thing wearing them grease soaked pants with coal dust all over him, looks so damn woods rich.

by Rawdawg635 March 30, 2010