Sad Paper

Literature that upon consuming causes a universal sense of sadness.

"Hey bro did you read the climate action report they just published? We're so fucked!"
"Yeah for real bro, that was a real 'sad paper'."

by Zatata December 9, 2023

Sad

The feeling of numbness, feeling lonely or having your heart drop. A horrible feeling that can chip away parts of a person but by bit if not taken as a problem.

Kid: Mom i’m sad
Mom: What’s wrong?

by Jinko Kasayami December 31, 2020

Sad

1. Realistic sadness is caused by a removal of pleasure.
2. Fictional sadness is caused by expressing that two similar pleasurable perceptions are alike.

1. I'm sad it hurts so much.
2. That movie was kinda sad but beautiful.

by MatthewMichael November 2, 2018

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Best sentance ever

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"

by Nethamer October 4, 2020

I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today

by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021

sad

Helen McCallum

Helen McCallum had finished all her work, how sad is that?

by R$Z May 20, 2019