Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025

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A Flaming Barney

When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.

Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 27, 2022

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Fart on your flame

To disappoint someone with the truth

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up

by goofiestgoobertoevergoob January 7, 2024

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Gasfire Flames

Something that is really cool and awesome!

Yo did you see that chick's outfit, it was pretty gasfire flames.

by Lawkkn April 26, 2025

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flaming goat

A Flaming Goat is an old gay dude crossdresser. Mostly used in the deep south in the 70's and 80's.

"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"

by diknbalz October 6, 2016

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