The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
by Saulman500 December 26, 2023
Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies
My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.
by BedBath&Beyonce March 04, 2016
Every ugly girl that you’ve ever seen goes to this school. Most of the people are rich and goodie goodies. There are also a lot of stoners. The boys are hot asf and have great shoe game. Every Valley kid hates chenango forks with everything. The teachers are either rlly nice or mean
by Idkwhowrotethis February 05, 2020
by Andistic April 20, 2019
My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA
by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022
The only place you'll want to kill yourself truly. If you're anything but the most disgusting looking, pale, hardcore christian up, blonde-brown ombre, shit talking hetero you will be sent to purgatory by someone who looks like a scratching post. People who have relations get ahead and only the people you hate will be related to the staff. There is at least 5 cases of incest going on at a time. Have fun trying to survive against people who's names probably sound like they came out of an Instagram dictionary. Also it has a terrible rating, you won't get into a good college.
by wigglewip October 04, 2022
josh: hey man she showed me her valley volcano yesterday!!
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano
by anonymousbabie January 07, 2021