Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.
by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart
by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016
