The Northeast Lakes (NEL) region of NFTY includes Buffalo, Cleveland, Ottawa, Rochester and Toronto.
NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.
NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.
Jimmy: Hey! Are you signed up for that NFTY Northeast Lakes event?
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!
by David4269 February 20, 2018
Get the NFTY Northeast Lakesmug. snotty kids think they’re better than everyone else. most un-diverse school in the state besides Verona. they’re really sick because Boonton is better than them at sports in the past couple of years. And last school year a girl and two moms from Boonton got tackled during a football game @ ML vs. Boonton and no one heard the rest of the story. sucks to suck but that town isn’t great
Person 1: I’m from Mountain Lakes (and they stand strong like it’s cool)
Person 2: Okay and why should i care?
Person 2: Okay and why should i care?
by imsupersmort October 13, 2019
Get the Mountain Lakesmug. A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes
Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years
Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central
A girl got fucked on the stairs at central
Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central
A girl got fucked on the stairs at central
by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021
Get the Walled Lake Centralmug. A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 29, 2021
Get the Great Sacandaga Lake, Nymug. by KVK789 August 18, 2024
Get the Across the lakemug. Lake Ticklenaked is a lake in Ryegate, Vermont . Yes you read that right. As in tickle and naked. Rumor is if you go for a swim while naked you’ll get a little tickle on your dickle.
George: “it’s called lake Ticklenaked?”
Bob: yep, rumor is, the lake monster there lurks just under the surface waiting for an unsuspecting dickle to tickle. So you better watch out.
George: “Oh Boy!!”
Bob: yep, rumor is, the lake monster there lurks just under the surface waiting for an unsuspecting dickle to tickle. So you better watch out.
George: “Oh Boy!!”
by Vrmntr1778 January 18, 2023
Get the Lake Ticklenakedmug. A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019
Get the Lake Michigan Catholicmug.