Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

Camera Man Cowboy

Fucking ticket stealing asshole

Person 1: The Camera Man Cowboy just stole my tickets again

Person 2: That fucking sucjs

by BigPeng26 October 11, 2021

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

Idiot cowboy

Idiot cowboy is one of three founders of paperbag inc. And is in good relations with paperbag man, he can be located in the city of Los Santos and can be seen wearing a leather jacket, Jeans, cowboy hat,and cowboy boots, he typically drives motorcycles and mucle cars and reeks of a stench so foul it might have caused Chernobyl, he is also a complete and total dumbass, oh and he also has a private army of tactical cowboys.

Person 1: hey have you heard of idiot cowboy?

Person 2: yeah hes the dumbass who owes paperbag man $1.62

Person 1: we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

by Idiotcowboy69 November 8, 2021

mansfield cowboys

a sorry ass football team that losses more than they win... there equipment is older than New Jersey it’s self, there helmets are brought from the 1$ store and there coaches only coach to get away from there wife’s and some of them don’t even know how to coach... the only good part about playing for the mansfield cowboys is after all that hard work watching the appointments score reach the age of your grandparents and sweating from running down that stupid long hill it that you get to take home your jersey in a frame and a 2ft tall trophy.. now if you live in mansfield the only good sport to do is greece up your right hand and go to work #mansfieldcowdoysblow

Dad 1- Hey so i heard your son is playing football.. for what team

Dad 2- Mansfield Cowboys

Dad 1- I’m sorry

by Larry Hurshaw June 26, 2018

gangster cowboy

A straight up cowboy who’s got a soft spot for the gangster life. Gangster cowboys are tall, fun lovin’, boot wearin’, SOBs, who’s don’t take shit from no one. Everyone loves a gangster cowboy

Girl 1: who’s that guy with the boots and the swag

Girl 2: oh I’ve heard he’s a gangster cowboy

Girl 1: oh f*ck I call dibs 😍🥵

by P Duffy June 7, 2019

Trash Cowboy

One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.

Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.

by farthole November 9, 2012