horse cum

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

cum tank

A female (or fag) that tends to guzzle large quantities of cum.

damn, that ho is a cum tank.

by george smith February 22, 2004

cum swapping

two chicks exchanging a cumshot

He came in her mouth and she cum- swapped the load in her friend's mouth

by The Problem Solver June 23, 2004

cum laude

academic distinction.

Summa cum laude : the best
Magna cum laude : very good
Cum laude : good, but not that good.

I am so sapiosexual, I need a man who graduated cum laude

by CocoFrench June 27, 2013

cum dumper

A guy that dumps large amount of cum in any hole that a woman has

The Cum Dumper droped his load in the Cum Dumpster

by The Cum Dumper November 03, 2006

Sad Cum

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.

I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.

by Spaz69 October 23, 2014

cum dj

The act of jerking off while in a bath. Then having to splash away the cum throughout the remainder of the bath like a cum dj.

Last night I had a nice glass of wine and then became a cum dj for a while.

by LonelyCatLover55 January 22, 2019