techn9cian

One who bows down to the almighty tech n9ne :)
They prove their loyalty by reciting the following..

The Pledge of a Techn9cian

Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love c0mbined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!

Repeat after me

" Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!"

You are now a techn9cian :D

by thee waitress :) April 28, 2011

Technolorgy

A large gathering of males testing out or playing with a new phone, iPod, laptop, etc.. Usually held in the basement of the host's mom's house and involves numerous frozen and/or deep fried food items.

Gene: So we got together and played with our N95s...
Paul: Fool, we had those at last year's technolorgy!

Alain: There was this really hot chick at yesterday's technolorgy.
Harry: Really?
Alain: April fool's!

by Nickorido March 9, 2009

Technical Tap

The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.

Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.

by Nate_the_Great9er May 5, 2010

technohance

The name “technohance” came from the word “enhance” – which means to improve, and the word “techno” which suggests technology.

The name Technohance is a portmanteau, pointing to the technological upgrade, cool, awesome, make better, etc.

Yeah, it's technohance!

by acidmax April 22, 2011

technique time

Private masturbation time where the person masturbating then assesses one's self based on their speculation in order to be able to "play" better when the time comes.

"I wish Ms. Snide had us do technique time so that I could have a legitimate reason to do it."

by StarPants February 8, 2015

Technoblade

The blood god, the reincarnation of Sun Tzu, he is a pig man with an obsession over potatoes and drop kicking orphans or Tommyinnit.

"Oh god, it's Technoblade, my parents are dead I must hide."

"I smell orphan."

by Chairooga December 28, 2020

technosupport

Support for the Twitch stream/Youtuber Technoblade with his fight for cancer

Fundy- #TECHNOSUPPORT #FRICK CANCER
Chat- TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by SophXD September 1, 2021