Spokane Spiderman

When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.

Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman

by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019

burnt black spider

(noun)- Butthole. (Just take a close look at a butthole. it looks like a spider, and the skin around it is a little browner than the surrounding skin.)

"Kiss my burnt black spider."

"I took such a big shit, it hurt my burnt black spider."

by quaners August 2, 2009

Spider

Name of a shittiest and dumpiest gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, Central Europe with bunch of old pervs staring at you all the time, the place has no air-conditiong and is just a dump!

Boy 1: Ever been to Spider?
(Si bol niekedy v Spideri?)
Boy 2: Fuck no!
(Ti jebe? Ne!)

by lukka January 11, 2005

Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008

Spiderman

When the male ejaculates while his hand is under his penis in the Spiderman hand symbol. This acts like the semen is the web.

-"Johnny Spidermanned all over my butt."

by fgbn July 6, 2008

rock spider

some one who lines steel pipes with rubber.

Hey there goes Neil the rock spider

by tyyrytryuetyuery August 6, 2008

Spiderman

Spiderman- Super hero, crime fighter and menace

Peter Parker- Pizza Delivery Boy, Photographer and Student

Peter Parker is.....SPIDERMAN.....hes busy alot and always late when meeting his friends, Mary Jane and Harry Osborne. Harry Osborne's dad was killed by Spiderman, although Harry's dad was Green Goblin (He dosent know) he seeks revenge and so does a Super Villain named 'Doc Ock', he thinks spiderman has killed his wife Rosie, but she was actually killed in a experiment with her husband, Docter Octavius(Doc Ock) and Doc Ock seems to be the strongest super villain Spiderman has ever faced..... What a load of bull

Kid- I want that game! Spiderman2, the game looks awesome!

-After buying the game.....-

Kid- This game is shit! I cant even kill the Rhino!

Kid2- Stick to the damn mario games, Fuckface!

-This has made no sense what-so-ever.

by Mysterio July 20, 2004