Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.

Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.

by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

snap and slide

to break down in a crazy environment, then run away from it (escape)

No ma'am. We will not snap and slide on today's flight like the infamous Steven Slater.

by sunshyne24 December 20, 2010

cha cha slide OD

lil peeep did a od white doing push ups in gym with speacial k.a.m.i.l booty

i just did a cha cha slide OD

by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Skoopski slide

When a woman gives a guy a handjob furiously and before the point of ejaculation, she sits prone on his penis and wiggles

Husband: honey, I’m feeling frisky tonight
Wife: lets skoopski slide

Husband: lets do it

by Laine is god June 11, 2018

Slip n slide

When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other

Last night me and Jess done the slip n slide for the first time it was amazing.

by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018