Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

Slip and Slide Swag

Swag Of Which comes from riding on a slip and slide.
Of which normally comes from Lowered swimwear Whilst sliding.

Oh That girl has "Slip and Slide Swag"

by Darth Revan12 July 24, 2011

sliding snowman

When you and your gf are having sex you take a pile of snow and shove it in her vagina/ass and watch it slide out.

Her: oh yeah harder !
Him: takes snow and puts into Vagina.
Her: did you just sliding snowman me

by Fowshow June 14, 2017

Slide

For something to be cool or accepted

Friend 1: Did you like that movie?
Friend 2: Yeah, it slides hard

by Venurus July 4, 2022

Clam slide

When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards

Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet

by The clam slide creator July 23, 2022

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021