Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine
Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
by CSD02 November 27, 2021
Get the Redneck Ingenuity mug.Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
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Get the Redneck Remington mug.A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
Get the Redneck Shooting Star mug.Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.
Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.
Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.
Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.
Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.
"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."
"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"
"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."
"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"
"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."
by RedneckSnobOG June 29, 2021
Get the Redneck snob mug.When you gorge yourself at a Buffett or Outback and need to be carted out in a wheelbarrow by a large burly man wearing flannel.
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