Stepped in Bear Poop

"Stepped in Bear Poop" simply descibes someone who received or is receiving a ticket from a the police as a result of speeding trap set by law enforcement to ticket speeding cars. It is commonly used among CB operators in North America.

"That speedy red car convertible finally stepped in Bear poop."

by big jimz May 4, 2009

Poofysmacking

This simply means to tie your shoelaces underwater.

Hey, Bill, remember that time we were poofysmacking down at the club?

When's the last time we were poofysmacking again?

by Big 8ball February 20, 2010

Poop Code

The unwritten ethical code established at office buildings or other places of employment where multiple restrooms allow for the banning poops to be taken in specified restrooms, thus allowing others to avoid smelling your nasty dumps during business hours. Poop code is often designated to restrooms near high-volume traffic areas, or those within close proximity to a break room where meals are prepared and/or eaten. Poop code should only be violated in cases of emergency such as: extreme mud-butt, or volcanic ass.

Damn it! I went to the 7th floor break room to eat my tiny pizza, but someone broke poop code and I lost my appetite. I'll bet it was that hobo-looking-mother-fucker!

by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011

poop

that chocolate thats not really chocolate

dead: I just eat poop
me: cool

by DracofuckedHarry April 19, 2021

Poop Fever

The condition one feels when the urge to defacate becomes so overbearing that: arm hairs stand up, sweat on the upper lip begins to accumulate, stomach growls, and the anus begins to pucker and relax uncontrolably.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.

John said he came down with the Poop Fever this morning about half way through his cardio workout.

by stub2006 April 21, 2007

poop clock

The schedule one's body sets for its regular bowel movements. This schedule can be shifted to very inconvenient times by traveling to different timezones, or dramatic changes in diet or daily activities.

I can't sleep in on my days off because my internal poop clock is permanently set to 6:30a.m.

by butlerj March 5, 2011

Poop Jacking

Jacking off while pooping.

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.

by tituslamar April 2, 2013