Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion

Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!

by neeedleford May 6, 2024

Polished voice

When someone’s singing is smooth

I have a polished voice

by RedDreams December 15, 2019

Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship

“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”

by wannabetim December 7, 2022

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.

by Plotchman November 10, 2017