glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 8, 2019

Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!

Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!

by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019

Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.

Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*

by prideguy69 October 29, 2021

glass

stealing something in a sneaky way. usually used it as a code word in public

Person 1 : Ay bro you wanna glass some shit from target?
Person 2: For sure bro

by user887262 May 7, 2023

Glass Cabinet

A Glass Cabinet is an MMA wrestling move where a fighter deep throats a glass cabinet as an act of intimidation and if preformed correctly will store the opponent's left testicle for the rest of time.

Dam last night the Mexican Midget preformed the Glass cabinet on the Krazy Killer Keeg

by KSI’ a fatneek November 22, 2021

Foggy Glass Eye

When you fart during a 69.

How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”

by J Kregg October 6, 2020

Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022