#1 You have to step up your game because you have no bitches
2# Every girl just rejects you
Don’t wear sunglasses
2# Every girl just rejects you
Don’t wear sunglasses
by dinos716288 May 23, 2022
Get the Glassesmug. glasses is not smart but she loves 2 ppl she is ok at hockey. and shes nice. and only only has 2 friends: bc everyone else is fake shits. and has neverrrrrrr had a bf never had her . and she is not bitchy but she complains alot, shes very oragnized but she gets in trouble with her dad a lot and is a drama queen
by ching shon yung April 20, 2018
Get the glassesmug. “Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”
Or
Girl: can you take me home
Guy: face not glass
Girl:why
Guy: everyone will see
Or
Girl: can you take me home
Guy: face not glass
Girl:why
Guy: everyone will see
by Urban out break January 25, 2020
Get the face not glassmug. A wearer of reality-augmentation eye-wear. Notable for sudden periods of flat affect due to attention-splitting disorder, where incoming text/email/tweet causes subject to enter a variable-length period of quiescence, as focus is redirected temporarily to the zone of augmentation.
The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.
The quantity of aug-interrupts to geo-proximal humanic social engagement is theorized to have an strong negative correlation with the wearer's future interpersonal relationship prospects.
by xanderbelly February 28, 2013
Get the Glass Cadetmug. An extremely friendly and outgoing person, who (walks on broken glass) with intention of gaining enough trust to manipulate the target(s) into bringing their guard down only
to ultimately betray them. Only the most skilled elites having the ability to repeatedly and successfully scamming the same individuals can earn this title.
to ultimately betray them. Only the most skilled elites having the ability to repeatedly and successfully scamming the same individuals can earn this title.
"Grrr, Liz got me again. This time that DAWG GLASS WALKER stole my lockbox with the cash I was saving to pay for my daughter's cancer treatments. She said she wanted to help so I showed her where I hid it. I will never trust her again. She looks like an innocent child but is a dirty Dawg Glass Walking phenom."
by Douche Police August 22, 2021
Get the Dawg Glass Walkermug. A jaw that can't take the smallest punch otherwise it would break, hence the name glass jaw because it breaks easily.
by Shmomp September 26, 2017
Get the Glass jawmug. A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.
by doom sargeant March 1, 2011
Get the Virginia shot glassmug.